Reblog for the last one
it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate
So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
watching two really opinionated people have an argument
when they’re both wrong
my heart melted in two seconds
i feel like these two tweets sum up my life in a nutshell
Updated my whiteboard with important things to remember as often as possible
(hugs you super tight)
*thinks about responsibilities*
mpreg sounds like a file extension
Bikini Bottom just got real..
Dogma (1999) - It Can Be Hell Getting Into Heaven
-So for their insolence God decreed that neither Loki nor Bartleby would ever be allowed back into Paradise.
-Were they sent to hell?