HERE IT IS! The FULL LENGTH TRAILER!
I’M GONNA FUCKING THROW UP.
This is probably the best, non-judgmental description of fan fiction I’ve ever heard of in main stream media.
there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
Would you care for some refreshments?
oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-
It might include some of the following…
#the face of a man who is so done
the face of the man who had dealt with this quite a lot
Iron Man (2008): Deleted Scenes
Tony Comes Home
can you imagine though, jarvis all alone in tony’s malibu house? jarvis who of course doesn’t have any physical form at all, jarvis who at this point occupies just the house and tony’s phone—jarvis, who is dependent on tony for everything, who lives essentially in tony’s pocket, suddenly being completely alone for the first time in his silicon life.
and every ten minutes on the dot for days and days and days he accesses the latest news reports, re-calculating and re-calculating tony’s chances at survival, endlessly running the numbers. and nobody told him to do that. tony’s house was empty and dark and nobody told jarvis to keep an eye on the news but he did. jarvis could have just spun down his hard drives and gone into hibernate mode, but he didn’t.
no, he watched the news. he stood vigil. he waited and he hoped that his calculations were wrong. that one day he would be able to say welcome home, sir once more.
Emotional state: upset about robots.
HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
jesus christ this is so sad why would you do this
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
The cold never bothered me anyway.
be able to wear oversized flannel t-shirts and no pants and just make hot chocolate and cuddle the whole day